serfborts:

I love how it’s “Beyoncé and Jay Z” and not “Jay Z and Beyoncé”

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lukehemmoh:

  • Harry needs a haircut
  • Louis needs a haircut
  • Niall could probably use a haircut
  • Liam needs to shave
  • Zayn needs to find a way to look ugly
burymeinchanel:

Tell me Pink don’t look like Justin Bieber

burymeinchanel:

Tell me Pink don’t look like Justin Bieber

anonymous asked: lydia martin or malia tate?

Someone tried to strangle me. And I survived. I don’t need to hide that.

helenamanning73:

alisonhendrix75:

cosimaniehaus72:

felixdawkins1010:

Teaching your sister’s clone’s kids how to cross dress

#justgirlythings

If I ever get my hands on those little tots, Imma teach them much more than crossdressing…

Remind me to never let you babysit

Do not sit on the babies 

gay4liam:

googlearths:

the evolution from goodwill to versace

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the fall of versace back down to goodwill

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Did you know that I haven’t had peanut butter in a decade because she has an allergy? I mean, it wasn’t all bad. She was the only person I could watch Dance Moms marathons with because she only talks through commercials. And every year for my birthday she does these little scavenger hunts. Oh, and last year when my gam-gam died, she was the only person who could make me laugh.

tomlinsarse:

you never realize how vastly more attractive zayn is than the others until you literally watch him morph into them

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